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Gray card with white text saying, “If I ever get murdered please make sure that they discuss it on my favorite true crime podcast.” A teal envelope is included.

If I Get Murdered Card

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by Your Gal Kiwi

About the maker:

Kiwi Schloffel is the brains and the brawn behind Your Gal Kiwi, starting the company in 2012 after one too many frustrating trips to the card aisle. She really just wanted a card for a friend that said, “You’re a badass bitch.” Kiwi designs all her cards from her studio in Denver. These are hand-lettered curse words and designs aimed for a chuckle.