Everything your heart desires, as long as it desires stationery.
Set of 8 pencils:
Kevin!!!!
I made my family disappear
Look what you did, you little jerk
We're the wet bandits!
Keep the change ya filthy animal
Fuller! Go easy on the Pepsi!
I’m eating junk and watching rubbish!
Down here, you big horse’s ass
Hand-stamped on No2 pencils by KB, the owner of Calliope!