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Re-introducing or swear pens!

Each of our spicy swear pens has a different phrase that are now hand-lettered on a smooth soft-touch barrel.

Fine 0.5mm point
Black gel ink
Non-refillable

Made by and for Calliope!

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Re-introducing or swear pens!

Each of our spicy swear pens has a different phrase that are now hand-lettered on a smooth soft-touch barrel.

Fine 0.5mm point
Black gel ink
Non-refillable

Made by and for Calliope!