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Image of three hot pink pencils with white text says, "Eat a bag of dicks".
Eat a Bag of Dicks Pencil — $ 2
Pencils with gold foil text says, "Pivot! We were on a break! How you doin’? Smelly cat, smelly cat Regina Phalange Whooopah! He’s her lobster! It's A Moo Point ".
Friends Pencil Set — $ 16
Future Ex- Mrs. Malcolm Pencil — $ 2
Get Out of My Office Pencil — $ 2
8 pencils with gold foil stamped phrases from Ghostbusters: black pencil says "Who ya gonna call" Black pencil says "Light is green, trap is clean" Black pencil says "We're ready to believe you" Black pencil says "We came, we, we saw, we kicked its ass" White pencil says "Back off man, I'm a scientist" white pencil says "Don't cross the streams" Red pencil says "Egon, your mucus..." Red pencil says There is no Dana, Only Zuul"
Ghostbusters Pencil Set — $ 16
Golden Girls Pencil Set — $ 16
Image of pencils with text says, "Kevin!!!! I made my family disappear Look what you did, you little jerk We're the wet bandits! Keep the change ya filthy animal Fuller! Go easy on the Pepsi! I’m eating junk and watching rubbish! Down here, you big horse’s ass".
Home Alone Pencil Set — $ 16
Image of pink pencil with gold foil text says, "I lost my pen".
I Lost My Pen Pencil — $ 2
Image of blue pencils with gold foil text says, "I want this back".
I Want This Back Pencil — $ 2
Image of pink pencil with gold foil text says, "I'm right on top of that Rose!".
I'm Right on Top of That, Rose! Pencil — $ 2
Kaweco Skyline Sport Mechanical Pencil — $ 32
Images of five pencils with gold foil text say, "100% That Bitch, It's About Damn Time, You're Special, I Love You Bitch, Blame It On My Juice".
Lizzo Love Pencil Set — $ 9