Everything your heart desires, as long as it desires stationery.
Set of 8 pencils with quotes from the other beloved Christmas classic:
Merry Kiss My Ass
Little Full. Lotta Sap.
The Blessing!
Shitter's Full!
Hallelujah! Holy Shit!
I Don't Know, Margo!
She Wrapped Her Damn Cat
Save The Neck For Me, Clark
Hand stamped on No2 pencils by KB, the owner of Calliope!